So about a half hour after my family left, I was like, “Whoa… my family left a half hour ago… and I’ve still got the tv on that golf tournament… Whaaaat??”

You and your slick steel-toe Skechers and your corduroys and your rugged cell phone and tight haircut.

I was just the other day speaking with a good friend and coworker about how sometimes our strengths are just as much our weaknesses.

My sister got my mini-fountain working for me today after about one and a half years of mini-fountain dormancy- YEAH!

And how many consecutive times have YOU hit replay on a youtube tune?

Always go with your first instinct… unless your first instinct is wrong.

Make sure you’re absolutely ready to stay on your side once you decide to draw the line.

I didn’t realize that by inviting some family over for dinner I’d wind up with the equivalent of 3 gallons of gifted wine in my fridge.

Basically, in a meager effort to challenge myself, I’m going to leave it up to my loyal following of one, two or three people (or none, which will make this a lot less interesting) to decide my next topic of subpar discussion. Your choices are above. Choose wisely. A deal’s a deal, so if it’s something I’m not comfortable sharing in an internet post, you will get a direct mailbox hit.

(I realize the choices are a bit lame, but therein lies the challenge…)